Phones For Dogs phonesfordogs.co.uk
A business dog wearing a headset beside a VOIP desk phone.

VOIP phone services for serious canine enterprises

Never miss a lead, delivery, booking, or suspicious squirrel.

Phones For Dogs gives ambitious dog-run businesses cloud calling, smart routing, voicemail-to-bark, and reception queues that stay calm even during postman rush hour.

Sniff out plans Meet our customers

Built for packs

One phone system for every desk, kennel, van, bakery counter, and boardroom basket.

Auto-attendant

Route callers to Sales, Support, Accounts, or Whoever Is Currently Holding The Ball.

Call recording

Review every deal, dispute, and oddly emotional complaint about biscuits.

Hybrid working

Desk phone, softphone, mobile app, and garden-based executive mode.

Plans

Choose the right barkwidth.

All prices are pretend, excluding VAT, treats, and damage caused by chewing the handset.

Sit

For solo founders, groomers, and dogs who invoice from the sofa.

£12/dog/month

  • One business number
  • Voicemail-to-email
  • Hold music: light panting
Best for packs

Speak

For growing teams with reception queues and strong opinions.

£19/dog/month

  • Call queues and ring groups
  • CRM notes for every good boy
  • Emergency biscuit escalation

Heel

For multi-site canine corporations that need disciplined routing.

£31/dog/month

  • Multiple locations
  • Analytics by breed, branch, and bark
  • Dedicated account retriever

Customer showcases

Three dog-run businesses already taking calls like professionals.

A beagle at a legal office desk beside a VOIP phone.

Legal services, 8 staff

Paw & Order Legal Beagles

Missed consultations dropped after their calls began routing by matter type: contract, tenancy, and who buried the evidence.

Plan
Speak
Result
42% fewer messages marked "urgent awooo"
A border collie logistics manager at a dispatch desk beside VOIP equipment.

Logistics, 34 staff

Fetch & Freight Logistics

Drivers, dispatch, and accounts now share one system, so every parcel gets fetched and every caller gets herded.

Plan
Heel
Result
Seven depots, one very obedient queue
A golden retriever bakery owner behind a counter with a VOIP phone.

Retail bakery, 5 staff

The Barkery Boardroom

Bookings, wholesale orders, and birthday biscuit emergencies all land with the right dog before the oven timer dings.

Plan
Sit
Result
Zero missed pupcake orders this quarter

Plan estimator

How much phone does your pack need?

Move the slider and pick a field. Our proprietary nose-led algorithm will recommend a pretend package with complete confidence.

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Recommended plan Speak

Enough ring groups for a growing pack without upgrading every spaniel to enterprise.

"Before Phones For Dogs, callers just heard barking. Now they hear a professional greeting, then barking."

Bruno, CFO and Chief Fetch Officer

Fetch a call

Ready to put your pack on the line?

Tell us how many decision-making dogs you have and we will pretend to send a completely fictional quote.